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Cat shirts with a fucking attitude.

Sarcastic and offensive cat shirts, hoodies and hats made for adults who like their cats cute and their humour inappropriate. Heavyweight cotton, boxy cuts, screenprints that survive fifty washes.

The construction is serious. The writing on it is not. Buy it for a friend, keep it for yourself, wear it to something you shouldn't.

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